Kai Harem Master replied

547 weeks ago

This started in the NaNoWriMo forum, but rather than continuously derail that one, I thought we should move our collaborative tweet-book to its own forum. So, Kitsune and Aleera, if you guys could move your chapters over (keeping in the right order, if possible) I'd appreciate it. (By move, I mean good old fashion copy and paste, because nothing else seems to work.)

For anybody who didn't see the original thread, Yoshio asked the following:
I'm interested in a novel based on The Life of Yoshio : A Harem Story

I already came up with the title and everything!

But good luck to all who are going to be participating! Write about me!Yoshio

So, we did as he asked. The following is just that: Kitsune, Aleera, and myself writing about Yoshio's adventures, in tweet-length chapters. Enjoy! Requests from all but Yoshio are welcome– Yoshio's request was the book itself. ;)
All your magical girl deconstruction needs in prose form: .Forever Clone. (Currently updated Wednesdays and Saturdays!)
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Kai Harem Master replied

547 weeks ago

"The Life of Yoshio:
Chapter One: Fish and Lust
I saw a catgirl today. She ignored me. I even tried to bribe her with fish. But she still ignored me. Hopefully tomorrow will be better." –There; I did my community Yoshio-writing service.


last edited 547 weeks ago by Yoshio
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Yoshio Harem Master replied

547 weeks ago

"Requests from all but Yoshio are welcome" ;_;

I have better screenshots now! ..I edited it into your post. I didn't touch your story. Although I wish I would have…look how pathetic I look!
Nipples. Cat Girls. Fish.
Just a man, looking for a harem.

Aleera Harem Master replied

547 weeks ago

"The life of Yoshio:
Chapter 2: Fish and Trickery
I saw another catgirl today, she was quite lovely. I offered her a fish and this one took it! I asked her her name and in a man's voice she said her name was Al. I was so confused."


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Kai Harem Master replied

547 weeks ago

"The life of Yoshio:
Chapter 3: Fish and Roes
I saw a cat girl who liked me. But she deceived me. Tricked me. She's now the worst– a roe. I couldn't believe it. She betrayed me. I even…I even gave her non-trash fish."


last edited 547 weeks ago by Yoshio
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Kitsune Kalid Captain replied

547 weeks ago

The life of Yoshio:
Chapter 4: Fish and Maps
I saw another cat girl today who liked me enough that she gave me a map. It lead me to a lake with nothing but trash fish…betrayed.


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Aleera Harem Master replied

547 weeks ago

"The Life of Yoshio"
Chapter 5: Fish and Illusions
I thought I saw a cat girl today while I was fishing. She was pale-skinned with bright red hair, ears and tail. I waved to her and she returned my wave. I grew excited by the prospect. I went to greet her only to find that she was merely a yukata drying in the breeze. I think I need a new hat, the heat is playing tricks on me.


last edited 546 weeks ago by Yoshio

Al replied

547 weeks ago

I love it that I'm in chapter Two Best story ever, maybe i should become a cat girl

Kai Harem Master replied

547 weeks ago

The Life of Yoshio
Chapter 6: Fish and Lakes
I saw a cat girl in the distance. There she was– perfect, so short a tail. When she saw me, though, she slapped me. I was just fishing at Lake Bronze, in the spring area. I would never betray a cat girl and purposely fish there for the view. But she didn't believe me, and she left.


last edited 546 weeks ago by Yoshio
All your magical girl deconstruction needs in prose form: .Forever Clone. (Currently updated Wednesdays and Saturdays!)
Captain in Leviathan Sapientiae

Kitsune Kalid Captain replied

547 weeks ago

The Life of Yoshio
Chapter 7: Fish and The Beach
I was fishing at the beach when two cat girls showed. They played in the sand while I fished. I watched them play. It started to rain, they ran away.


last edited 546 weeks ago by Yoshio
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