Apparently, Yoshi is not so enamored by Fishing Haikus (which makes you wonder about his professed love for fishing)…So here are several other Haikus about Yoshi's favorite garment: Hats!!!
Long, pointed and firm The Lala master wears it Tickles your insides!
Prickling thee sweetly A pointed garment aloft Pushes your insides!
As head swells with pride Relief spreads from pointed tip Happy your insides!
Yoshio hasn't run a trial in a while, so as a good, thoughtful and loving senpai, here are some primal-based haikus for my favorite kohai so that he too may enjoy the thrill of the primal fights!
Garuda's maelstrom With rapturous sucking wind Just like your sweet breath…
Ifrit's fiery rush Sending shivers down your spine Just like my swift touch
Titan's gruff tumult Vigorously slams your body Just like my hard staff!
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